November 7, 2024"This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go." — Oliver Wilde ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ Hey look, a chance to support the newsletter!
Please let me know here if you can't see the ads. Thanks! ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ "I think that's the record"Do you remmeber the first words your children ever said? My daughter's was "Dad." Even worse, she said it on Mother's Day. More important than first words, however, are the ones we utter on the way out. They're literally the codas of our lives. In that spirit, here are some of the most inspiring last words of all time. "Oh wow. Oh wow, oh wow." —Steve Jobs I hope my last words are this goodsuggesting wonder and amazement during the last seconds among the living and the first seconds amongwell, that's the point, right? Although, there is some possibility that Jobs was playing a last-minute cosmic joke on the rest of us. Which brings us to "This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go." —Oscar Wilde Dry, hilarious, lasting. If you want to go out with humor, this is the way to do it. Unless "Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est." —Ludwig van Beethoven If you view comedy from a more philosophical vantage point, these might be good last words for you. I'm pretty sure this is Latin; anyway, it means, "Applaud, my friends, the comedy is over." "He smelled the garden, the yellow shield of light smote his eyes, and he whispered, 'Life is so beautiful.'" — Mario Puzo, The Godfather No fair cheatingyou have to have read the book, not just seen the most amazing movie of all time. Granted, Vito Corleone is a fictional character, but the sentiments here are true-life. "I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have." —Leonardo da Vinci Really? Da Vinci thought his work wasn't good enough? Forget it, none of our work is good enough. "Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" —Karl Marx That's Karl Marx: a funny, lighthearted guy from start to finish. "Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?" —Louis XIV of France Given that he was known as "the Sun King," and that he was one of the most powerful French monarchs—yes, some of his subjects probably did think he was immortal. But whether it was ironic or sincere, his last words packed punch. "We are all going." —President William McKinley The third American president to be assassinated, McKinley was reportedly responding to his wife, who exclaimed as he died: "I want to go too! I want to go too!" "I'm bored with it all." —Winston S. Churchill Makes sense, I can't imagine Churchill leaving otherwise. "Pardon me sir. I did not mean to do it." —Marie Antoinette The French queen supposedly said this to one of her executioners on her way to the guillotine. She'd stepped on his foot by accident, or so they say. "I love you, Janet." —Isaac Asmiov Asimov prophesied that his last words would reflect his devotion to his wifeand they reportedly were. "I die the king's faithful servant, but God's first." —St. Thomas More Short version: More was an English lawyer who refused to sign off on English King Henry VIII's divorce, and he wound up convicted of treason and executed as a result. "More weight." —Giles Corey Corey, accused of witchcraft in Salem, Mass. in 1692, was pressed to death, meaning he was stretched naked while his oppressors piled heavy rocks on him. Each time he was told to admit guilt, the 80 year old Corey showed them who was the bravest: "More weight." "I've always loved my wife and my children and my grandchildren. I've always loved my country. I want to go. God, take me." —President Eisenhower I'm moved by the last words of some of these larger-than-life human beings like Churchill, above, and Eisenhower, who not only led the Allied rescue of Europe but served two terms as president. "Gentlemen, I bid you farewell." —Wallace Hartley, bandmaster on RMS Titantic You probably know this one because you saw that movie with Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio. Facing death, Hartley and his fellow musicians played as long as they couldand accepted the end. "Sacrifices must be made." —Otto Lilienthal Nearly a decade before the Wright Brothers, Lilienthal made 2,000 flights in gliders before one of his designs stalled 50 feet in the air and crashed. He ultimately died of his injuries. "I've had 18 straight whiskies; I think that's the record." —Dylan Thomas Okay, this isn't exactly inspiring; maybe it's funny in a black humor sort of way. But it is memorable, and it's also our hook to publish this today since Thomas died on November 9, 1953, so 71 years ago this weekend. I included it here because Thomas is one of my favorite poets. Still, when it comes to last words, his weren't his best, and I think you can do better.
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