Way back in the quaint 1990s


December 16, 2024

"If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson."

— Matt Groening


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A series of lousy jobs ...

In 1977 a 23-year-old would-be writer moved to Los Angeles. He didn't like it very much.

As he recalled years later:

"I got [there] on a Friday night in August. It was about 102 degrees.
My car broke down in the fast lane of the Hollywood Freeway while I was listening to a drunken DJ who was giving his last program on a local rock station and bitterly denouncing the station's management."

From there, things got worse. He suffered through a "series of lousy jobs" to pay the bills: busing tables, working in a nursing home, running the cash register at a punk record store, even working at a sewage treatment plant.

He wrote long letters to friends back home telling them how bad it was. Having been a bit of an artist and the editor of the newspaper back at Evergreen State College ("a hippie college ... that drew every weirdo in the Northwest" ... his words), he added crude little cartoons.

Within a few months, he started adding fictional characters to his artwork.

Within a few more months after that, he had enough material to turn into a self-published, black-and-white comic book. He sent copies to friends and also sold them for $1 from a rack in the back of the record store.

He called it "Life in Hell." And it became a bit of an underground cult favorite.

By the time he was 24, he worked out a deal to publish weekly editions of the comic in a newly formed alternative newspaper called the Los Angeles Reader, and added a music column -- although between his eclectic music tastes and limited time, he had a habit of inventing fictionalized bands and interviews.

Personally, I like the routine he came up with: apologizing each week for having fabricated the previous week's column, promising not to do it again, and then rolling right into another fictionalized review.

In 1984, he had his first real commercial success, on his own terms, as a girlfriend at the time who knew something about printing helped him to self-publish a book-length version of "Life in Hell," which sold 22,000 copies.

And then the Hollywood producers came calling.

Their idea at first was to adapt "Life in Hell" into a series of very short, 1-minute animations that would run as "bumpers" during another TV show.

But our writer—Matt Groening, maybe you know him?—was concerned that he might wind up losing ownership of his creation -- or perhaps worse, that it would flop as a TV cartoon, and drag the underlying comic down with it.

So, literally in the waiting room outside the office of producer James L. Brooks, he came up with another idea: a dysfunctional but sort of lovable family, naming the dad after his father (Homer), the mom after his mother (Marge), and the two daughters after his sisters (Lisa and Maggie).

It would have been too much to name the main character, the son, after himself, Groening named him "Bart," which he realized was an anagram for "brat."

And, that's how we got The Simpsons.

They made their debut as a series of very short vignettes on the Tracy Ulman Show, proved much more popular than the show itself was, and then turned into a full-length show that premiered on December 17, 1989 -- so 35 years ago today.

No wait, tomorrow. But, fast-forward and ... Well, you know The Simpsons. It holds the record for longest-running TV show in history.

We're at 776 episodes in now. If you watched it all back-to-back-to-back for 12 hours a day it would take a little over a month.

Massive cultural impact, George Bush made it a political issue -- and we're talking about George H.W. Bush, way back in the quaint 1990s.

And that's the end of ... oh wait, we need a quote. Here's Matt Groening himself. Who knew he had good parenting advice?

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'

Did you see ...

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